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12.08 20240

Only Happens In Vegas

I write this blog on the front end of leg three of five in a work turned leisure turned tier point run trip. Seattle airport isn't particularly nice, less so when there is a strew of construction being performed and a severe lack of open lounges.

My convoluted route had me stop by LAX for an overnight which lent well to a visit of the nearby Hollywood Park Casino. It was busy, and the $1/2 game there certainly soft. They have bizarre buyin rules meaning I was only allowed to do off $100 at a time, but fortunately I found a way to do off 3 bullets worth.

I landed in Vegas where I was greeted with their toned down but still incorrect slogan of "What happens in Vegas, only happens in Vegas". My primary purpose of the trip was attending BetBash (a conference on sports betting) in order to accost people into handing over their accounts in exchange for attempting to make them a small fortune. However, by design, I had arrived a week prior to ensure the appropriate tithe had been paid to the local $1/3 economy.

The first game was at the Venetian - a friendly $1/2 game that quite literally culminated in the closure of the entire poker room forever. As somewhat of a cupcake connoisseur myself I was pretty dismayed by the sugar drowned lump I was given to celebrate such an event, but they did also produce what I presume was Lambrini to wash it down with.

The new poker room at the Venetian, or rather the shopping mall linking the Palazzo and The Venetian is lovely. There are three Caesar's sports betting kiosks in spitting distance for those wanting to lose at two forms of gambling at once. Sadly for fellow nicotine addicts who need to be within 5ft of a vaping area at all times, the room is useless. So I didn't play there despite it being genuinely really quite pleasant.

The rest of my $1/3 volume on the Strip came at The Encore where the games seemed to be juicy at all times of the day, there was no pissing rake up the wall with absurd high hand, hand of the hour, bad beat jackpot, or other such nonsense, and the bottled water appeared to not be recycled swimming pool water. The Encore remains one of a handful of venues in my database (of recreational play) where I am winning, that is if I had managed to walk past their restaurants and buffet.

The conference started off with a poker tournament at the Golden Nugget - $200+50 with it being unclear where the rake was going. I immediately got roped into a $500 last longer with a group of fellow hasbeens, fish, and no doubt some sharks. It was fairly irrelevant as I busted un-triumphantly in the early levels. It was a good excuse to mingle around the bar and the tournament was the perfect ice breaker for myself and my team before the effective main event of speed networking the next day.

For those that haven't done one of these before, you get 6 minutes to talk to 15 people back to back to back. It is extremely intense and taking a notebook would have been a fantastic idea. What essentially happened was I got a general gist for what the person did, and added their phone number if it sounded vaguely useful and if I remembered to ask. The next couple of days were a mixture of seminars (I went to 4 or 5 but found they weren't targeted at me) and meeting partners old and new.

I managed to fit a few more sessions in at the Golden Nugget in the downtime, including losing my biggest pot in Vegas where I somehow find 250BB each in the middle with 55 on 2346 against 33.

The final event was a black tie dinner and drinks which was great fun - a special shout out to our waitress who had no qualms in exchanging the left over bottles of wine on other tables for $10 and duly enabled myself and chums to go and do their proverbials on the dice table.

Prior to my absurd routing home (LAS-SFO-SEA-CLT-DUB...-EDI) I had the foresight of booking the Mandalay Bay hotel just opposite the airport. The hangover was substantial and I was absolutely delighted at the check in staff offering me up a room at 11am. I had fully intended to play the $300 Encore weekly as a last hurrah but the prospect of negotiating strip traffic on a day where the vice president is in town soon put paid to that and I settled for the $60 daily. My colleague ended up finishing 3rd, I got a good nap in, then won the nightly $100 myself for $1600 [1].

After a bit of a sweat with the first flight being delayed, I did manage to get into Seattle around 5:30pm, perfect for the Sunday nightly at (checks notes) Silver Dollar Casino Renton. It's a relatively tired room - the staff were very friendly and the regulars too albeit quiet. The Mariners were up 12-1 and no one at all seemed to care, but they did come to life a bit when I jested how good the DJ was when N*Sync came blurring over the tannoy system. I declined paying 5th when the structure paid four, and held out on a heads up chop much to the dismay of the staff and my opponent. I gave in eventually though after he very accurately pointed out how many more chips he had than me and that we could all get on with our lives.

I felt relatively comfortable making the 10pm 0.3 mile walk across to the neighbouring Fortune Poker Room but an additional couple of grand more in my pocket and I may not have risked it. These rooms are quite strange - seemingly in the middle of no where and people had clearly travelled to play. This reflected in the reg-fest I faced at the Fortune $3/5 table where people seemed to be making a good portion of their living from hitting high hand jackpots. I am a bit salty because having refused to straddle I did agree to an orbit of bomb pots - something that seems to have seeped into the modern game as they look for new ways to put robots out of their comfort zone. I did my absolute bollocks on them and lost back all the tournament winnings and more - the two main gems being getting in 95 on J95ss vs J5 and then not getting in JT on 789 before then getting it in on the 8 and A turn against AA and an alleged 77. It's an interesting game because the maximum bet/raise cap is $300 so by the time the river comes down there's a lot of betting 25% of pot for $300 despite stacks being considerably deeper.

All said and done I managed to lose in three cities, so I suppose it doesn't only happen in Vegas after all. A fantastic trip and a shout out to my girlfriend for convincing me to sit by the pool some days, and my colleagues for making the conference considerably more manageable.

If you are a serious sports bettor, get in touch and maybe we can do something together.

[1] What, you thought I was going to blog when I didn't win?

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04.04 20170

March Poker Results – not that kind

PartyGaming, 888, and Amaya all released their results in the last month. I took a look out of curiosity - more so from a customers perspective than an investor as I don't particularly like investing in structurally declining industries. Segment breakdowns for Party were a bit hard to dissect having just been taken over by GVC (SportingBet to the layman).

In 2016, NGR from partypoker increased 14% in constant currency. This much improved performance was the result of a change in management, increased investment and a more focused approach.
A pretty remarkable increase and undoubtedly a market share gain from Stars (-4.6%) and perhaps some from 888 too (-2.7%) although I'd suggest the market has likely declined 2-3% just looking at these numbers. Amaya give pretty nice geographical breakdowns - the Malta/IOM/Other numbers I don't think are comparable on a LFL basis but looking at UK (-12.1%), France (-8.6%), Spain (-5.0%), and Italy (-4.5%) is useful. In particular Italy where (I don't think?) 888 or Party compete - Stars have about 50% of the market - seems like a good indicator of where the market is currently headed. [caption id="attachment_1401" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Hello darkness my old friend[/caption] Amaya have managed to turn an operational profit this year by way of almost doubling their sports book offering (wow, their cross selling is actually working!) more than compensating for declining poker revenues. Interestingly, Party are doing the exact opposite:
We also took the decision to restructure partycasino and separate the brand from partypoker, repositioning the offering under a new management team.
It's great to see a competitive market in action - it looks to me a few things are happening in the industry:

Barriers to entry are getting bigger with more regulation

Naturally there has been a fair bit of consolidation in what was a fragmented industry with historically 2-3 big players (perhaps more to come - PokerScout still lists 71 sites internationally)

In the change of management, Amaya have cannibalised their poker offering for the sake of sports book revenues and a variety of quick gains. I make out a blended operational margin expansion of around 7pp (to 25%) backed up by revenue increases - sadly they throw all the expenses into one bucket so hard to get an optic into how poker specifically is doing but there are undoubtedly synergies between the poker and sports so perhaps it is appropriate. Interestingly one could make some argument that the synergies are accretive to earnings and margin.

Party are really ramping up their investment in both their poker and casino offerings. I actually met the old management in Vegas and found them all to be extremely arrogant and it was very apparent they were on the gravy train (this was pre-Black Friday). A buyout and new management seems like a great idea for them to properly catch up (obviously helped by #3).

888 are still on the cross-sell model as well with sports/casino being sold to poker players. Is this just archaic? Or has Party got it wrong and poker can't survive on its own? FWIW, I tend to side with Party on this: PokerStars ran with no casino, no sportsbook, in an increasingly regulatory environment and presumably did very well from it.

Two very different business models - I look forward to seeing how it plays out and if Party manage to become the number one site they were when I first started playing. 888 Annual Results (21st March 2017) GVC Annual Results (23rd March 2017) Amaya Annual Results (22nd March 2017)

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19.10 20160

David Colclough

Back in 2004 when I first starting playing poker, I played on a site called Bet365. David Colclough had a column for the site and I obsessively read them trying to pick up tips. I particularly remember one article where he discussed the benefits of 2.5'ing vs 4x'ing in tournaments. Another article discussed a satellite he'd recently played where they were on the direct bubble and someone who had more or less locked in a seat called an all in with kings much to the dismay of Colclough as he was one of the shorter stacks (the kings ended up holding anyway).

Before ending up at the University of Warwick in 2009, I did a brief half year stint at Imperial College London. At the freshers fair, David came and played the tournament and after busting ended up playing a bunch of heads up sit and go's against all comers. I didn't get to play him but I did get him to pose for a photo with my then favourite hand 97. He thought it was some sort of set up, hence his look of somewhat dismay, but I was absolutely chuffed.

[caption id="attachment_1074" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Rup and ElBlondie Rup and ElBlondie[/caption]

I was an early signup to his poker forum Blonde Poker and for the last 11 years have spent more time than I care to think reading and posting on it. I still read it pretty much every single day despite playing less and less poker myself.

Down the years I ended up seeing David on the scene, in particular around the Midlands casinos (Birmingham Broadway and Walsall usually) always in seemingly soft games. I played with him in a few tournaments, even busting him from a couple. I chronicled him owning me in a couple of pots here (lol 2010 poker).

I grind away and get up to 19k before raising AKss UTG at 75/150 to 475, something like 3 callers and i’m first to act. Flop is A23 two tone, I bet 1125 and David Colclough is the only caller on the button. The turn is 4d giving me a flush draw. I think checking and betting are close, I think he might even fold a flop FD if I bet and even hands like AQ AJ he’s not loving so might only continue with two pairs/sets/straights/sometimes FD. He checks behind and river is a 7. Pots about 4k I think and I bet 2825 which is pretty big bet and obv for value. He raises to 5825 and I make a massively spewy call and get shown 85ss. Pretty awful call but nevermind.

The last time I saw David at a tournament was the APT Philippines in Manilla. I'd won some sort of joke package on iPoker which involved me spending $1k to play a $2k tournament. After I busted I jumped in one of the softest $10/20 games I've ever played. Across the room in the $25/50 was David surrounded by Phillipino and Chinese business men [1].

Along with Daniel Negreanu, David was my original poker hero from his Bet 365 articles, playing with him the The Hendon Mob League, watching him on Late Night Poker, and of course, Blonde Poker. I have always found him to have time for people, be easy to talk to (albeit often quiet), and pleasant at the table. Rest in peace, David.

[1] Incidentally, this is where I played with Elton Tsang and a month later after winning San Remo I sent him a message offering to stake him. He declined, which is good for him, he just won the €1m one drop for €11m.

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30.03 20160

Photos: Christmas, Whitsundays, Melbourne, Sydney, Agonda, Kochin

[caption id="attachment_1018" align="aligncenter" width="300"]This is Christmas This is Christmas[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1021" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Avocado, prawns, and smoked salmon for Christmas brunch Avocado, prawns, and smoked salmon for Christmas brunch[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1019" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Ham, leeks, and mash Ham, leeks, and mash[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1022" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Christmas day pudding, raspberry roulade Christmas day pudding, raspberry roulade[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1020" align="aligncenter" width="225"]Koopa must have sniffed out the cheeseboard Koopa must have sniffed out the cheeseboard[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1023" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Had a day in Shanghai on my way to Australia - the bullet train wasn't quite as fast as Japan Had a day in Shanghai on my way to Australia - the bullet train wasn't quite as fast as Japan[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1024" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Stopped off in Fu He Hui, ranked 76 in the worlds top restaurants. No idea what this is Stopped off in Fu He Hui, ranked 76 in the worlds top restaurants. No idea what this is[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1025" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Or this Or this[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1026" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Some banana ice cream and mixed fruits dessert Some banana ice cream and mixed fruits dessert[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1027" align="aligncenter" width="225"]Landed in Melbourne, first port of call is Hunky Dory obvs Landed in Melbourne, first port of call is Hunky Dory obvs[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1028" align="aligncenter" width="300"]My view to welcome in 2016 My view to welcome in 2016[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1029" align="aligncenter" width="225"]Taking a phone call in paradise Taking a phone call in paradise[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1030" align="aligncenter" width="300"]There are many fish in Australia There are many fish in Australia[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1031" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Had to climb a wee bit to get this view but my word the Whitsundays are amazing Had to climb a wee bit to get this view but my word the Whitsundays are amazing[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1032" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Another boring sunset Another boring sunset[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1033" align="aligncenter" width="225"]I tried to take a video of this turtle but accidentally didn't press the button and it had left when I found out. Fortunately did get this snap I tried to take a video of this turtle but accidentally didn't press the button and it had left when I found out. Fortunately did get this snap[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1034" align="aligncenter" width="300"]The highest point in the Whitsundays. 45 minute 5km hike I think. The highest point in the Whitsundays. 45 minute 5km hike I think.[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1035" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Last known sighting of me playing live poker Last known sighting of me playing live poker[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1036" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Australia vs India ODI. Australia won after I left at half time because I was bored Australia vs India ODI. Australia won after I left at half time because I was bored[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1037" align="aligncenter" width="225"]Max very much enjoying the prospect of buying a watermelon Max very much enjoying the prospect of buying a watermelon[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1038" align="aligncenter" width="300"]This is Gin and OJ I believe, consumed via syringe. Straight into the veins, of course. This is Gin and OJ I believe, consumed via syringe. Straight into the veins, of course.[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1039" align="aligncenter" width="300"]The fountain outside the Melbourne Museum The fountain outside the Melbourne Museum[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1040" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Andy Murray presumably about to lose Andy Murray presumably about to lose[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1042" align="aligncenter" width="300"]First stop in Sydney was a Korean restaurant. Bibimbap + Mandu <3 First stop in Sydney was a Korean restaurant. Bibimbap + Mandu <3[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1043" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Bondi Beach, Sydney Bondi Beach, Sydney[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1044" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Got invited to Noma, couldn't say no. Was very very good, but Copenhagen was better. Got invited to Noma, couldn't say no. Was very very good, but Copenhagen was better.[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1045" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Went on an epic 15km hike with a couple of friends and it was absolutely worth the leeches and dead legs for this view Went on an epic 15km hike with a couple of friends and it was absolutely worth the leeches and dead legs for this view[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1046" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Sydney Opera House and Sydney Harbour Bridge Sydney Opera House and Sydney Harbour Bridge[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1058" align="aligncenter" width="300"]I saw "Beethoven Alive" in the Sydney Opera House. I had a nasty bout of what is colloquially known as the shits, ironically during movement number 2. I saw "Beethoven Alive" in the Sydney Opera House. I had a nasty bout of what is colloquially known as the shits, ironically during movement number 2.[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1049" align="aligncenter" width="300"]After Sydney I went to Agonda in India. This is my view of the beach. Every day there were lads playing cricket of football. After Sydney I went to Agonda in India. This is my view of the beach. Every day there were lads playing cricket of football.[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1050" align="aligncenter" width="225"]Lit a lantern and watched it float away. I can reveal that my wish has not come true. Lit a lantern and watched it float away. I can reveal that my wish has not come true.[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1051" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Just like Kings Cross on a rainy day Just like Kings Cross on a rainy day[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1052" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Don't be a pussy, this seems legit Don't be a pussy, this seems legit[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1053" align="aligncenter" width="225"]Grabbing the low hanging fruit in Kochin, India. Grabbing the low hanging fruit in Kochin, India.[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1054" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Chinese fishing nets in Kochin. There is an absolutely incredible amount of litter. Chinese fishing nets in Kochin. There is an absolutely incredible amount of litter.[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1055" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Some cannon, no significance to me but looks cool and good content filler not that anyone is reading this Some cannon, no significance to me but looks cool and good content filler not that anyone is reading this[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1056" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Went on a boat for a night and ate these bad boys Went on a boat for a night and ate these bad boys[/caption] [caption id="attachment_1057" align="aligncenter" width="225"]There was a street parade for what I can only assume was for my arrival. These elephants they'd manage to tame down nicely with several huge footcuffs and no doubt a bit of heavy beating in their youth. There was a street parade for what I can only assume was for my arrival. These elephants they'd manage to tame down nicely with several huge footcuffs and no doubt a bit of heavy beating in their youth.[/caption]

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24.07 20151

The ICM Paradox

For my sins I've been playing lots of tournament poker lately. I've have a varying amount of success: I won the Sunday Warm Up for $65k, the 888 Sunday Challenge for $18.75k, and some smaller tournaments. The headlines, of course, do not tell the full picture, and in fact since starting to play again in mid-June I am up $70.5k in total, which may be less than one might expect with those two scores alone.  

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15.05 20150

Konichiwa

I've mostly been busying myself with seeing how many gin and tonics I can drink in a night and odd-balling around Edinburgh trying to find a reliable source of income. I did, however, manage to arrange a holiday to Japan and Thailand with two of my good friends that was an amazing experience all round. Except Thailand, that was shite.

I was mildly tipsy off the champagne swilled mince pies and decided to call Jonny on Christmas day to arrange a holiday with my copious amounts of airmiles. A couple of hours later and I'd forked over £375 and a lot of airmiles to ship us over first class to Tokyo. A bargain by all accounts and I thoroughly recommend people hoard some form of airmiles even if you aren't a frequent traveller. Contact me by all the normal means for tips on the best credit cards or just go to Head for Points where they do a good job of outlining the most of it for us Brits.

[caption id="attachment_941" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Oh look, a tree in season! Oh look, a tree in season![/caption] [caption id="attachment_950" align="aligncenter" width="300"]The Imperial Palace East Gardens in Tokyo were stunning and there was almost no one there. The Imperial Palace East Gardens in Tokyo were stunning and there was almost no one there.[/caption]

Another friend, lets call him Jamie, as that's his name, decided to join us. For those of you that know Jonny, the trip was almost a given to be full of culinary delights and moaning about the lack of English spoken.

We started off in Tokyo and arrived at a rather unsavoury 9:35am. After negotiating our way onto a bus for a meagre £16 each, we eventually got to the hotel ready to embrace the city. After a 4 hour nap. The first night we concentrated on adjusting to the relevant time-zone. The important thing when doing this is to drink as much as possible to ensure the longest nights sleep possible. A thorough tour of Roppongi, including a stop at a lovely piano bar, a frightful place called Geronimos where heroes of the night get a plaque of their name on the wall if they manage to neck 15 unique shots (we decided this wouldn't be a fruitful challenge), and a brief encounter with a non-local lad trying to entice us into later night entertainment, resulted in a solid 7am wake up after almost a full four hours sleep and ready to crack on with all things Japan.

[caption id="attachment_935" align="aligncenter" width="300"]We liked this place because a Japanese guy sang Piano Man We liked this place because a Japanese guy sang Piano Man[/caption] [caption id="attachment_937" align="aligncenter" width="300"]We are not on this wall We are not on this wall[/caption] [caption id="attachment_951" align="aligncenter" width="225"]The world famous Tsukiji fish market, which we showed up to drunk at 6am and went straight into the no-entry area. Worth it. The world famous Tsukiji fish market, which we showed up to drunk at 6am and went straight into the no-entry area. Worth it.[/caption]

After a bit of day-time strolling, we went to our first restaurant of the trip, A511. So called because it is a steak restaurant, and when you're in Japan you have Kobe steak. Kobe steak is graded from one to five on quality, and zero to twelve on marbling. So 512 would be the "best" you could get. Which they served, and we had. It was very very good but more on steak later as we did have better. I had the Japanese style menu which was a bit of a convoluted mashup of ways to reduce the quality of the steak at hand.

[caption id="attachment_939" align="aligncenter" width="225"]Just the steak will be fine, thanks. Just the steak will be fine, thanks.[/caption]

We headed to the Studio Ghibli museum which I was pretty excited about, but predictably J&J had never heard of. It was somewhat disappointing other than the giant Totoro outside, and was very much directed towards the younger audience. There were some really cool animation things in the first room we went in, but the rest was all about kids jumping on a life-size Catbus structure. We did do the recommended stop off in Inokashira park where myself and Jamie peddled round on somewhat inefficient swans while Jonny tested the ice cream vending machines and inspected the opposite zoo for potential mates.

[caption id="attachment_938" align="aligncenter" width="300"]What a riot What a riot[/caption] [caption id="attachment_961" align="aligncenter" width="200"]Pictured: Not my neighbour Pictured: Not my neighbour[/caption] [caption id="attachment_944" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Top of the Park Hyatt, Tokyo. No Scarlett, sadly. Top of the Park Hyatt, Tokyo. No Scarlett, sadly.[/caption]

Our first major sushi experience came from Sushi Mizutani. He is the protégé of the a-lot-more-famous Jiro. Jiro was a) fully booked and seemingly impossible to get into, b) had considerably worse reviews from a number of sources, and c) was said to be about double the price (although we certainly didn't find that to be the case). The sushi was nothing short of amazing, and the company fantastic too. We were a bit nervous at first, and Jonny voiced his opinion on the lack of menu and not knowing what on Earth we were being served. It was ok though, as the chap (who turned out to be the head of Japan for a large IB) across the counter spoke perfect English and did a lot of translation for us. You know a nights going well when the otherwise t-total Jonny saw off the Japanese Whiskey the gentleman kindly bought for us, and myself and Jamie retired to Hooters for a quiet gin or ten.

[caption id="attachment_943" align="aligncenter" width="225"]The man-giant himself, Mizutani. He wouldn't let us take snaps of the delicious food he was producing, the wee bugger. The man-giant himself, Mizutani. He wouldn't let us take snaps of the delicious food he was producing, the wee bugger.[/caption]

The rain poured down the next day and it was pretty miserable all round. Fortunately I had the foresight to book tickets to Disneyland that day, so we could enjoy thorough misery surrounded by Toy Story characters. Jonny had a pretty good vision of how the day was going to go once we tried to queue for the first ride and left pretty sharpish. Jamie and I were more stubborn, and regrettably only managed to go on two rides all day. Despite the rain, and it being a Tuesday, the park was RAMMED with kids and every single queue was over two hours. The two rides we went on were shit.

[caption id="attachment_945" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Lets all watch a parade of people dressed as Disney characters in the rain for 15 minutes. Lets all watch a parade of people dressed as Disney characters in the rain for 15 minutes.[/caption] [caption id="attachment_947" align="aligncenter" width="225"]A Teppenyaki place called Hama. A huge mis-communication in the order resulted in us doubling the size of both of our order and the bill. A Teppenyaki place called Hama. A huge mis-communication in the order resulted in us doubling the size of both of our order and the bill.[/caption]

Our first non-sushi non-steak Japanese fine dining experience came at the hands of Koju. This is a three michelin starred restaurant and similar to Mizutani's was a sit-at-the-counter affair. I thought the food was great, the others not so much, some of the courses were certainly questionable to the Western palette. The chef/owner was a very nice chap though, as well as what I presume was the manager. They answered all our questions about their big knife selection, the chef posed for photos and showed us around the pretty small kitchen, and the manager came out for a drink with us (where I was shocked to learn that he was a) straight b) married c) over 40) to the frankly amazing High Five cocktail bar. One website lists it as number nine in the world, which was unsurprising. It was on the top floor of what seemed like an apartment building, much like a lot of the restaurants and bars. It's a small building and we met three Yanks who were on some sort of work pissup for AutoCAD. You describe what you like to the bartender (who's name is escaping me) and he makes you a drink. And it's always really good.

[caption id="attachment_949" align="aligncenter" width="300"]And this is for fish, and this is for fish, and this is for fish... And this is for fish, and this is for fish, and this is for fish...[/caption] [caption id="attachment_942" align="aligncenter" width="300"]This was some X-games thing with some famous Yank. I don't know how to use my camera. This was some X-games thing with some famous Yank. I don't know how to use my camera.[/caption]

We headed over to Kobe, because no fine food tour of Japan would feel complete without at least checking out the city. Despite having three times the population of Manchester, by comparison to Tokyo, Kobe felt small. We were booked in for restaurant Aragawa and there was obviously some miscommunication between them and the hotel (who had made our reservation on our behalf) because they weren't expecting us. Frankly, we thought we were in the wrong place as the décor is pretty awful. The owner must have realised our concerns because he brought out the Michelin guide to show that we were good to go. It became more apparent when the food came out. I had smoked salmon to start which was incredible in itself. But my word, when I ate the steak that came out of this restaurant... Well, look at it.

[caption id="attachment_953" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Could have ordered three. Didn't. Full of regret. Could have ordered three. Didn't. Full of regret.[/caption]

Next on the tour was Osaka to watch Sumo Wrestling. There was one street we walked down in Osaka that was really cool, loads of giant fish awnings, and tons of people. The sumo was fun, I got some prop bets in with Jonny to ensure a losing trip. It was surprising that it definitely wasn't a contest of the biggest guy winning, and also surprising to see a Russian guy in full sumo gear. We went to a supposedly nice restaurant (Taian) but it's not worth writing about.

[caption id="attachment_952" align="aligncenter" width="300"]But can it do it on a rainy day in Stoke But can it do it on a rainy day in Stoke[/caption] [caption id="attachment_954" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Christ, not in public mate. Christ, not in public mate.[/caption]

Kyoto was the final stop. We went to Kinkaku-ji "Golden" temple, Kiyomizu-dera temple, saw a bunch of geishas and even more kimonos. Maybe it was the trip to the Zen garden, but I found Kyoto super chilled. We had a great night out in a club called WORLD Kyoto where the strict no-dancing law in Japan isn't upheld to the highest standards (although one enthusiastic Westerner did get called out by the bouncer for having too much fun). The final restaurant we went to was Nakamura. It's a traditional Japanese tea-house setting (basically a private room) and I thought the food was fantastic. It was a bit less social in that there are no other people around, so I made vague attempts to chat up the lass serving us who claimed to "not be on Facebook". C'est la vie.

[caption id="attachment_948" align="aligncenter" width="300"]This guy seems to have life pretty figured out. This guy seems to have life pretty figured out.[/caption] [caption id="attachment_946" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Some really old (but renovated) structure. And me. Some really old (but renovated) structure. And me.[/caption] [caption id="attachment_956" align="aligncenter" width="300"]You made this? I made this. You made this? I made this.[/caption] [caption id="attachment_955" align="aligncenter" width="300"]No one would take the freeroll of running across the perfectly raked gravel, much to the non-amusement of the nearby Yanks. No one would take the freeroll of running across the perfectly raked gravel, much to the non-amusement of the nearby Yanks.[/caption] [caption id="attachment_959" align="aligncenter" width="300"]UK Health and Safety would have a field day with the fire regulations here. UK Health and Safety would have a field day with the fire regulations here.[/caption] [caption id="attachment_934" align="aligncenter" width="300"]They're everywhere in Kyoto They're everywhere in Kyoto[/caption] [caption id="attachment_960" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Presumably checking my Twitter feed. Presumably checking my Twitter feed.[/caption] [caption id="attachment_958" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Making friends. Making friends.[/caption]

Then we went to Thailand and sat by the pool for a week. Highlight was seeing my old pal and runner up to David Gorr, James Keys and his offspring.

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02.02 20150

Something Strange Happened

Rarely do crazy things happen to me. I actively crave stability and consistency. You know, hence choosing one of the more volatile professions and lifestyles out there. Due to having a variety of domains as well as being a somewhat early adopter to Gmail, I often get emails that are not intended for me. For example, I have been receiving an Indian companies phone bill for months (they don't respond), I received some sensitive documents about an engineering company, I received someone's password for an online travel portal, among a variety of other things. Here is a typical one:

Rog, Dont mean to get on your back again but with the testing is the any chance you can do it by thursday afternoon just then I can run the copy over on thursday night so that on friday if it has run ok I can crack on with making the currnet redn05 my backup server. We are swapping the disks on the server so you can keep the current ones as a backup for a week or 2 incase any thing f's up. Cheers mate
A couple of weeks ago I received an inadvertent email meant for another Rupert who obviously has a similar email address to me. It was an invitation to a 31st birthday party in London, right near where I used to live. I politely pointed out the error, we had some mild back and forth, and presumably my self-deprecating humour and stunning charm got me an actual invitation which I curiously accepted. I did some mild Facebook vetting to make sure I wasn't going to die and headed down with a friend last Saturday. The party was decent albeit certainly at London prices. There were amazing cupcakes on offer from Hummingbird Bakery. The host and all the guests were extremely welcoming and very nice to us and it ended up being a really fun night. I don't know why this surprises me, because I sort of presumed something crazy would happen where I'd end up in a ditch, but it was just a relatively normal 31st birthday party with a cool bunch of people. The host was extremely nice to us and even cooked brunch for us and a few of her other travelling friends the next day. So there you go: an honest error and some out of the ordinary spontaneity resulted in making some new friends and having some mildly interesting content for this blog.

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21.11 20140

London/Malta/Poker/Prismata

At the start of October I headed down to London to compete in the EPT. I've played it once or twice before in London and found it to be pretty tough on the whole. My starting table was relatively tough but I chipped up quite nicely. I got moved to a table that was definitely the softest I've ever played at in any EPT. Naturally I lost chips at that table, made it through to day 2, had a tough spot where I ended up folding jacks pre, then didn't fold queens pre and lost to kings. With varying amounts of discipline I managed to find time to bubble both the £1k re-entry and the £2k side events as well as losing in a couple of others. All in all not a very lucrative trip financially. It was great to catch up with old friends from my university days though who I haven't seen in a while. Earlier in November I went to play the "Battle of Malta" which is a €500 re-entry. I played a satellite to it online and won it, but it was a bit presumptuous of me to assume that the majority of the €1500 package would be going to the buyin so I was somewhat disappointed to learn that I had 6 hours of travelling for a €500 tourney. Nevertheless, I managed to fight my way through the 2pm start all the way to 3:20am before deciding to lose a flip. I'm not a huge fan of a) starts later than midday b) finishes later than midnight. So a 2pm start 4am finish was right up my alley. Malta itself was alright. I'd never been before and it absolutely pissed it down for 3 of the days. So much so, in fact, that as my flight was landing, around 1000ft above the runway the pilots decided to take off again and circle around the island for an hour. Before going to Rome. Marvellous. Fortunately I did make it in that night otherwise the weather could have been more costly than frustrating. Back home I've been participating in two activities: poker and Prismata. The poker has been going fantastically - after much whining to Mickey, and the obligatory (pretending to) "talk strategy", my results in my minuscule sample of 1200 tournaments have FINALLY turned around and I won the big 162 last week and the 100r on Tuesday to keep the bailiffs away for another month. Prismata (for those that don't follow me on Twitter), is a turn-based strategy game where you build armies and try and kill your opponents. One comment described it as "this is basically plants vs zombies PvP" which is a fairly accurate description, although others have drawn parallels to StarCraft/Hearthstone/Chess etc. In short, it's really addictive, and really fun. I think the developers are doing a great job in ensuring it's not one of those scammy Candy Crush ™®© pay-to-win or grind-to-win type games. When it's released (it's in alpha testing) it will be free-to-play with no grind/pay incentives that detract from the quality of the game (purely cosmetic). It's a model that Valve is employing to great success with DoTa 2/TF2 as well as LoL in the big games category. I really love the game and if you'd like to try it out you can buy an early beta key (as well as other incentives) from the Prismata Kickstarter which launched yesterday. There's already a decent collection of poker players playing it - Timex is currently #1 in the world, SirWatts #9 (I'm #99 as of writing... Likely a remark on our relative poker abilities too). Anyway, so that's what's going on. Next week I have my grade 1 piano exam and then I'm heading to Prague to play the EUREKA (but not the EPT, conflicts with Christmas jumper pub crawl). After that it's back home for the festivities before deciding what to do in the New Year. I'll probably fire out another update before the year ends, but if I can't be arsed then hope everyone has a great Christmas and a messy New Year!

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30.10 20140

RE: RE: Should I Give Now or Give Later?

The good folk at REG Charity took the time to write a rebuttal to my earlier post on donating to charities. I have to say, despite writing this blog for 9 years now, I still kind of assume no one reads it and use it more of a rambling soapbox of things that pop into my head or almost as quite literally a web log of things I'm doing, so it's quite an honour to have someone write a full blown article about something I wrote!

 

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04.09 20140

This, that, everything in between.

I typically get a five to six month reminder that I haven't blogged across a multitude of platforms that aren't this blog. Needless to say, it hasn't that I've been up to nothing, more so that I just haven't had the inclination or desire to write out a post. So for those of you who were eagerly F5'ing this page each day in the vague hope of an update, or even a wildly dreadful pun, you are at last in luck. [1] [Edit: All my pretty nested lists didn't work so you'll have to make do with this ugly layout. Maybe it looks better in some RSS readers. Doubtful.]  

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